Death of Paul-the soothsayer

‘Paul’ died, I don’t mean St.Paul, or any Paul in the human species. Since I had mentioned Paul and his predictions in one of my postings, I feel, it would be unfair if I don’t put up an obituary. Paul belongs to the Crustacean family, if I am not wrong. Any how, I will not be sued, I am sure, for putting Paul in the Crustacean family. I would have sued Paul, if his prediction for Spain went wrong. Any ways, Paul need not have to worry, as I would have filed in one of the Indian Courts. The Indian courts put together, have pending cases running over a crore. What to say, Paul or his hundreds of generations would have died to hear any verdict.

Thank God, Paul died in Germany, otherwise Gadkari would have called for an enquiry sort of thing, for Paul might be a Post Graduate in Palmistry which is a pet subject promoted by the party and its veterans. Gadkari would suspect an Italian hand. as his mentors believe Germany is their land of Origin (Aryan), and Hitler hero of Aryan cause. Anyways, Paul is popular across the world, Gadkari is known only in India, that too, if people don’t ask Who Gadkari?.

Back to Paul, I do not know, if he was a Christian or a Jew. Both have the same heaven, OR hell, as both descend from “Abraham” – I believe, “Ebrahim” for Islam too. Paul, the Octopus, with his eight tentacles could gather and pronounce information correctly on the wins and losses of world cup football. Our Pandits always claim in their full page ads, their prediction about anything, after it actually happen, like earth quake, wildfire, avalanche. Don’t mistake, they will not predict a stampede at Kumbh, Haridwar, Sabarimala or Velankanni or a carnage in Gujarat or Bombay or anything that has to do with the 1984.

Paul, you have earned a place in the hearts of the Spanish, but we the fans of Brazil, Argentina, Germany, France, England, Italy in that order were let down. You might be a protestant. No prob. There is a better heaven. Go there.